I was tagged today by kiosh with a cool job survey. So I'm going to try this out.
If I could be a crack addict I'd be dead.
If I could be a porn star I'd be very very very poor.
If I could be a drag queen I'd be one ugly ass lady.
If I could be a hooker I'd have to be paying them.
If I could be a mime I'd be talking, who the hell we kidding I have not patience and that looks like it needs it. LOL that wouldn't work.
OK OK Sorry here's the real survey.
If I could be Santa Claus I would have the world in financial ruin. I'd give the children and their families everything they needed to have a good happy life. I've always kinda of thought about this. Once a year doing a survey of everyone and their lives and see what they really needed to be happy. I honestly think we should all do that on a timely basis. Even if you do nothing with it but write it down and look at it and think about it a little. Get peoples imatination started again.
If I could be a professor/school teacher(I modified this one just a bit) I would teach small children in their early years 3,4 & 5. The joy of seeing them discoring things and learning things and turning into the people they will be in the future. It all starts here. If I could help them be the best people they could be I would just love that. It would be so awesome to share on thier growing and social skill time. I think that would be wonderful. My little sis with the 6 kids does day care 3&4 year olds, she is awesome at it. I admire her so much.
If I could be a super hero I wouldn't wear tights. NO WAY! But I would have a cape, everyone needs a cape. :-) Well if I was I'd be superhero "PAINLESS". I would rid the world of people that cause others pain and suffering. One thing that's so hard for me to do is sit by and see someone else hurt, degrade, pick on, step on, manipulate, dominate(in the bad way hehehehe) or just rule over someone else. It would be a tough job cause there's an asshole in every bunch and a new one born everyday(more than like from an asshole already and they don't have a chance, hense my school teacher one) and there will always be those people. Unfortunately...
If I could be a business owner I would own a bar and grill type thing. I've always wanted to do this for some reason. I alway thought it would be so cool. A cool neighborhood thing where people can just come and be theirselves and eat good food. I would have a unique design, something kinda flashy but still elegant in a way, not enough to make people feel they can wear short and a tee shirt or feel comfortable in any way. Just real clean and crisp and fun.
If I could be a circus performer I would be with Cirque Du Soleil. OMG I think this is some of the most beautiful stuff here. WOW so imaginative and peaceful and exciting and stimulating all in one show. The Bravo channel has this all the time, I could sit for hours and watch it, actually I have before LOL. It's just so awesome to watch and hear and enjoy. Not sure exactly what kind of performer I would be but those arial things and flying looks so much fun. I am scared of hieghts but that would have to change. LOL Would be so much fun.
WOW that was harder than I thought. Just puts a lot of things in your mind. It's really cool.
Now it's my turn to "tag" three of my buddies:
And now, on to the list of jobs needed to fill the survey. Remember to add new options you think of, if you want! I added a few I thought would be cool.
Here it is:
If I could be a scientist
If I could be a farmer
If I could be a musician
If I could be a doctor
If I could be a painter
If I could be a gardener
If I could be a missionary
If I could be a chef
If I could be an architect
If I could be a linguist
If I could be a librarian
If I could be an athlete
If I could be a lawyer
If I could be an innkeeper
If I could be a professor
If I could be a writer
If I could be a llama-rider
If I could be a bonnie pirate
If I could be a service member
If I could be a business owner
If I could be an actor
If I could be an agent
If I could be video game designer
If I could be a comic book artist
If I could be a hooker
If I could be a crack addict
If I could be a porn star
If I could be a mime
If I could be a domestic engineer
If I could be a chimney sweep
If I could be a masseuse
If I could be a taxi driver
If I could be a priest
If I could be the Sheriff Of Nottingham
If I could be a dancer
If I could be Santa Claus
If I could be on a reality TV show
If I could be a magician
If I could be a super hero
If I could be a stripper
If I could be a rockstar
If I could be a book author
If I could be a fashion designer
If I could be a factory worker
If I could be a historian
If I could be a cartoon character
If I could be a sitcom character
If I could be a millionaire
If I could be a time traveller
If I could be someone with an ancient profession
If I could be a video director
If I could be a manager of a company
If I could wear one of those promotional costumes
If I could be a circus performer
If I could be a drag queen
If I could be a school teacher
If I could be a fisherman
If I could be anstronuat
Take care and have fun. Thanks for listening.
Hugs,
SW
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